erm, sorry, wife 🤓 try inviting me somewhere untouched by the scourge of automobiles if you really want to spend time with me
losing my mind at this guys wife sending him a beautiful view of one of the world’s wonders alone in her hotel room and all he can think to do is go on twitter to complain about how he can see cars in the frame
you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”
they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often
